"How To Use Bacon To Make Your Life Incredible & Amazing" - As If We Needed Instructions!

 Still a fun page from RecipeStar!

"If wounded, do not apply bandages. Apply bacon."

 et.al.

Source: http://www.recipestar.com/pages/bacon_life

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Are you addicted to bacon?  (As if we need a QUIZ to figure that out!)

http://www.recipestar.com/quizzes/view/bacon-addict
P.S. I am 93% addicted to bacon.