May Day IS Coming Up: Please Make Me A Bacon Horn

This is America, dammit.  Who wants apples and grapes in their May Day horn, when you can have a horn MADE of bacon, complete with all food groups:

Bacon horn stuffed with 20 hot italian sausages, 1 pound of scrapple, 4 pork chops, 1 black pudding sausage and 1 white pudding sausage, pepperoni and salami.

Source:
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post/420118414/the-bacon-copia-bacon-horn-stuffed-with-20-hot